Dear Carbs,
It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that we need to cool our relationship even more. I know that I have been avoiding you as much as I can but I have reached a point in my life where I wish to spend even less time with you. There is no easy way to say this so I will just come out and say it...you are bad for me.
We used to be hot and heavy three times a day whether it was bread, pasta, pototoes, muffins or some other form of delicious goodness that you infiltrated my life with.
I have to tell you that we can no longer see each other three times a day on a regular basis. I am downgrading our relationship to one meal a day, most likely at lunch. Perhaps on special occasions I'll let you tag along for an extra meal but I need to make every effort from here on out to see you at only one meal a day.
Please do not take this personal, it's not you, it's me. So after our delicious pasta dinner tonight please plan on spending less time with me.
Sincerely,
A person who needs to reach her goal more quickly.
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